Just One Shot: "So, we're going to cut the cheese"

Cheese "cake"

Couple: "So, we're going to cut the cheese"

Me: "OK."

Couple: "No really, our 'cake' is actually several wheels of cheese."

Me: "That's awesome."

I mean if you're going to forgo cake, I think cheese is a viable option. It was all very European, with the various cheeses being served along side the desserts and a very lovely presentation.